Horoscopes

  • An Aquarius female not interested in dwelling on the past or even the present. They look forward.
  • Even when sad, a Pisces has a funny, cute face that makes it hard to tell if they really are sad and depressed.
  • Aries are the sexual energizer bunnies. They keep going, and going, and going…
  • Capricorn are extreme, like night and day. From intense seriousness to party in the sheets, there is no middle ground.
  • Taurus are cool, understanding, and able to work well. They are also artistic.
  • Gemini are impatient.
  • Everyone turns to a Cancer sign to share their problems.
  • The other signs aint got nothing on Leo, that’s for sure.
  • Virgo’s are likely to keep the same friends for years.
  • Many astrologers believe Libra is the most desirable sign to be because Libra represents the high point of the Zodiac.
  • Scorpio may appear shy and quiet but they are freaks in bed.
  • Sagittarius speak their mind. If you can’t handle it, thats your problem.
  • Capricorn are extreme, like night and day. From intense seriousness to party in the sheets, there is no middle ground.